Spencer
My grandfather was named Moe, too. You might remember him. He used to beat up his buddies, Curly and Larry.
Moe’s last dog was a hairy little mutt named Pogo. Whenever he walked Pogo, Moe would take his 9 iron along. One day, when I was taking a walk with them, Pogo stopped to make a poop. When a big dog approached I asked my grandfather if the 9 iron was for warding off threatening dogs like this one. “No,” he said. “This is what I use it for…” Then he took a one-handed grip, settled the club head into the grass, and “chipped” Pogo’s poop into the gutter. Fortunately he was a pretty good golfer.
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