A beautiful movie star lived with me for 16 years. He shone like a star on a Christmas
tree. Although no one ever asked him for his autograph, most people “oohed” and
“ahhed” a lot when they saw him and wanted to know all about him.
When I first brought him home, he fit into the palm of my hand. It was a blustery,
snowy, winter day and being snatched from his mommy’s teet and out into the cold was
very traumatic for him, as he was shaking like a tiny California earthquake.
His lines were rather limited as he could only bark and snore but in no time he had
memorized his role and could ask to go outside ‘to perform his business’.
It was in the first year of his life that he knew when we passed famous places in the
car, too. His favorites were McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried Chicken. He could smell
the burgers sizzling on the grill and the mouth-watering chicken frying as we passed by
them in the car. He’d feel entitled to a bit of that Big Mac or some of that ‘finger-lickin’
food and, with a whimper, would rush to the window as if he was going to place a drive-
through order.
There were times when he would take on the attitude of a spoiled super star, especially
if he had bravely snatched an old chicken bone dropped by a passing squirrel or some
other tidbit of bad food he had found on the ground. Then a total metamorphosis would
come into being like a Jekyll grotesquely turning into Hyde. He would froth at the
mouth if you tried to take his forbidden fruit away. It would have been quite laughable
seeing this little, white, seemingly eyeless, dust mop holding onto his morsel while
attacking the broom that I would have to use to try to take it away from him, if not for
the fact that I would be worried he was going to choke over the slapstick episode. (more…)