The Big Kahuna – The Dog-Faced Boy
Dear Mark,
Although we’ve spoken on the phone on your show a couple of times over the years and indirectly through e-mail via our mutual buddy, Scott, my wife told me I must finally write to you personally. I don’t know about you, but as “head of the household”, I generally find it expedient to do exactly what my wife tells me, LOL! If you’ll bear with me a moment I’ll explain why.
We bought your book, Rescuing Sprite, when it came out, but I haven’t read it yet. My wife is reading it now. Tonight, while dozing on the couch after an early night out and a wee bit too much to eat and drink my wife, Pam, woke me from my peaceful repose shouting, “Is this you??? Did you write this??? You’re in Mark’s book!!!”.
She then proceeded to recite to me the comment I left on marklevinfan.com, after your Thanksgiving broadcast in 2006, which you quoted on page 125 in chapter nine of your book.
“Yes, I wrote that.” I said.
“Well, then you have to write to him right now, because you’re in his book!”, she said.
Asserting my authority as Man of the House, I paused, then replied, “Uh, well, umm, OK.” So here we are.
The reason Pam is just now reading your book, the reason I haven’t yet, but am about to, and the reason we finally got out of the house and went to an early night out on the town and had too much to eat and drink – on the strong advise from a wise and trusted friend – is that yesterday, on Monday, June 30, 2008 at approximately 6:30 pm, we watched the sky fall down, the stars in the heavens dim and our world cave in as our beloved 12 year old dog-child went to sleep for the very last time, his handsome face cradled in our hands, on our living room floor.
He was a purebred German Shepherd we adopted at eight weeks old from a friend of a friend. His father had been a bomb-sniffing K-9 in New Jersey. They had temporarily named him, “Moondoggie, The Big Kahuna” from a Beach Blanket movie. We liked the name, but we dropped the “Moondoggie” and just called him “Kahuna” or sometimes, “The Big K”. His AKC name was officially, “William (after my Grandfather, and Shakespeare, who’s birthday, April 23 rd, he shared) St. George (after a 98 yr. old beloved Greek neighbor who also had the same Birthday) The Braveheart (after William Wallace per my distant Scottish heritage and his natural disposition). (more…)