TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still
the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a
Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the \’Chrysler Eagle\’ the \’Chrysler Beagle\’?

Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears
him, is he still a bad Dog?

Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID\’s, electromagnetic energy
fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must
remember to be a good Dog.
I will not eat the cats\’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like
the way they smell.
The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
The sofa is not a \’face towel\’.
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad\’s underwear when he\’s on the toilet.
I don\’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I\’m under the coffee table .

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house – not
after.
The cat is not a \’squeaky toy\’ so when I play with him and he makes that
noise, it\’s usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

\’Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.\’

Janet from TX